Naive Quotes

Okay so I’m at my friend Alex’s house right now and she’s been helping me brainstorm what to write about tonight and she told me to do cliche quotes and then we found some dumb one (or what we thought were dumb) and now I’m going to make fun of them. I’m kind of sorry if this offends you but at the same time I’m not.

“To love is nothing… To be loved is something… To love and be loved is everything” ~Unknown

What. What. What. There is more than being in love mutually, that is not everything. WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE?

“I deserve to arrive at my destination without detour.” ~Unknown

You can’t just get where you want to go without hard work. Sorry world I have arrived now I’m going to drive to my destination, no troubles.

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” ~Satchel Paige

What? I am 19 if I didn’t know I was 19 I would find my birth certificate and figure out how old I am.

“If it scares you it’s probably a good thing to try.” ~Seth Godin

I’m scared of drugs.

“You don’t mean anything to me… You mean everything to me.” ~Unknown

People shouldn’t make your happiness.

“The sun is always rising in the sky somewhere.” ~Unknown 

Good observation. The moon is always in the sky.

“Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”~W. Clement Stone. 

Not really. Stars are a lot farther than the moon. Your mistake.

“Leap and the net will appear.” ~John Burroughs

I don’t think that’s quite how it works. If  I jump out a window I would probably die.

“My heart is perfect because you are inside” ~Unknown

My heart is perfect with no one inside it thank you.

“They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously they’ve never been in your arms.” ~Unknown

Well I was pretty happy at Disney World, but I was also happy in London and Seattle. Maybe I should try your arms too.

Okay so that’s it. Thank you Alex for helping me out with this- you da bomb. I’m going to get back to my friends now. Thanks for reading!





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